Tag Archives: Pareidolia

That Carnival of Belief

Yep, that Jesus, what a comedian! You think he’s going to heal your kid but he’s really going to kill him. Oh what a sense of humor. After all, you’re just doing what HE told you to do, right? But haha, the joke is on you. Continue reading

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More On Why God Can’t Be Bothred Helping You

Once again, we have the evidence of God’s mysterious ways. You know, miraculous appearances in stains and grilled cheese but no saving the 25,000 children who starve to death every day: Grounds for hope in a stained coffee mug “God … Continue reading Continue reading

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More Religion Comedy

Jesus on toast, Mary on a driveway stain, does it never end? No it does not, those religionist comedians just keep coming up with new stuff for the most gullible to ogle: Dallas Couple Sees Jesus Inside Cheese Snack. And … Continue reading Continue reading

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God’s Miracles Continued…

It’s been too long since we had any of these delightful stories, so here we go! … Woman: ‘GOD’ Spelled Out In Salami. Yes… or ..um…”GOO” ..take your pick. Clearly this is a great and mighty miracle (or the closest … Continue reading Continue reading

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Why Jesus Doesn’t Have time For REAL Problems

Jesus on a rock, again explaining why he doesn’t have any time in his schedule for starving children and sick people. No further comment should be necessary but you’ll see true believers in the comment section of this story: Jesus … Continue reading Continue reading

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Would You Buy A Used Car From This Man

The used car business is known as a gathering place for crooks and liars so why not have Jesus help you clean up your image? Yep, just back from appearing on a creamcheese danish, the J-man is now hawking used … Continue reading Continue reading

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First Jesus Sighting of 2009

The first Jesus sighting of 2009, he’s on a woman’s floor and he can’t get up! If you were hoping for miracles, this cheesy thing is all you’re going to get. Continue reading

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Jesus and Mary Appear in Arizona

Jesus and Mary appear on a sidewalk in Arizona, finally solving the puzzle of why God with his Infinite Power doesn’t lift a finger to alleviate human suffering. Continue reading

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Newsworthy Burrito

Photo of a news item where police investigate a suspicious burrito. You just can’t be too careful these days – so they tell us. Continue reading

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Face On Ice

Pareidolia is the sense of seeing a form that isn’t there, in this case the face of an old man in an icicle. It’s an easy way to get on television. Continue reading

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