In the very long tradition of Jesus on Grilled Cheese and Mary on coffee table stains, Arizona wants to be included: Virgin Mary, Jesus Christ sightings in Valley
“Everyone just stay on the sidewalk,” police told the crowd, “because we’re getting calls from people that can’t get to their houses.”
We just love these religious pareidolia stories; they give us an explanation as to why there is so much suffering in the world. After all, how can you expect God to save the 25,000 children who starve to death every day – or that baby with painful cancer you saw on TV just last night? Clearly, He is too damn busy appearing on sidewalks, cheese sandwiches and driveway stains to worry about insignificant problems like human suffering!